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A Different Kettle of Fish EP
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Review by Dann Chinn from Misfit City.
Duck past the appalling name and the two obvious sub-Goodies
joke tracks on here, and you'll find there's more to The Rob
Beadle Triangle Band than their comedy-schtick image. Yes,
thery're student types from the University of Bath, laden down
with flash gear and a taste for laddish zaniness that's very
British, very '70s. No, that's not all. Like Barenaked Ladies,
the Bonzos and Frank Zappa (or Prince, if he'd had slapstick
leanings), they're musically skilled and canny enough to leap
seamlessly between pop styles and come up with songs which can
exist both as pisstakes and as serious efforts regardless of the
goofy laughter which comes with them.
Though if you picked key comparisons, they'd be the
"belly-laughs, angst-quirks, 'n'serious playing" ethic of the
long-lost 64 Spoons, or 10cc's keen and
unerring collective ear for tunes and parody filtered through
studiedly cheesy wit - hence the near-perfect Bee Gees disco
pastiche on "The Face". Embarrassment, misadventures and
eccentric desires are the Beadle boys' main obsession. Nude
gardening, suddenly finding your mum's the star player in the
porn film your friends are watching - that sort of thing. "The
Bitch Grated My Thumb" jumps between Jeff Lynne wussiness and
panicky thrash; a tale of picking up a deranged baglady
("come to me, picture of beauty - lying
in the gutter's no place to be") and of subsequently
suffering assault by kitchenware. "She Had No Teeth" kicks off
with "Mission Impossible" kettledrums and rampaging funk-wah
guitar, and deals with the horror of waking up next to the woman
you've pulled and discovering her gums are as bare as Patrick
Stewart's scalp. As the band clatter on, whooping away on their
Theremin synths, glassy jazz-funk organ riffs and Funkadelic
party racket, a girl-group chorus airily sings "Things were different last night - she looked
like a siren, he had his beer-goggles on" - while an
anguished muffled voice yelps "Why me?
Why me?".
It's all delivered with crisp production and flashes of superb
musicianship (Hendrix/Hazel/Isleys-styled guitar, expert
polyrhythmic drumming and keyboard swirls, Kristian Wood's
crucially light touch on voice and bass), and taking care not to
let the silliness derail the winning flutter of pop. Thankfully,
they're closer to Space or Poisoned
Electrick Head than to Barron Knights. The wiggly "You Are
Confusing Me" sounds like the young Julian Cope spouting
gibberish Gong lyrics, giggling his socks off in front of OMD
synth overload. And something better is hinted at by the quite
lovely "Strawberries And Cream". With flowing Spanish guitar,
dancing flute lines and puffs of tremulous falsetto harmonies, it
sounds like pastoral-period XTC and - in mischievous Andy
Partridge tradition - is a lyrical love-song for food-fetishists,
Kristian delicately murmuring "You,
you're the sweetest thing I've seen - / let me cover you with
cream (and strawberries). / We could find new ways of keeping
clean, / let me lick you til you gleam (and sparkle)".
A pocket 10cc, then, with a more warped sense of humour,
writing songs for a slightly cleaned-up "Viz".
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A Different Kettle of Fish EP
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Review by Tom Harding from Future Music.
Good Grief.
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A Different Kettle of Fish EP
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Review by Gareth James, many moons ago.
It's sort of like music by Pulp and Blur with Tom Waits lyrics.
The music is really good. That comical style reminds me of a band
I knew called 'The Zuno Men', formerly the 'Horse Doctors'. Same lyrical style.
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A Different Kettle of Fish EP
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Review by Carsten Noeske, also many moons ago.
It appears round, with little edges inside, that have to be there, because otherwise it would be too smooth.
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Run Turkey Run Single
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Review by Footloose Magazine
The most fantastic record with an unapologetic Christmas theme you're likely to hear over the hols.
Imagine "Stairway To Heaven" compressed into three-and-a-half minutes and sung in a splendidly
over-the-top plummy lounge stylee. What's more, unlike most tracks with an, erm, humerous theme, it
doesn't sound shite after two plays. 8 stars out of 10.
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Run Turkey Run Single
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Review by Bristol Sound.
It's only September and this little gem has landed on my desk. One of the most enjoyable comedy
tracks I have heard in a very long time. A must for the festive season.
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Run Turkey Run Single
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Review by Buzz Magazine.
Hee hee hee. A song about murdering turkeys for Christmas dinner to a tune of gentle lounge lizard
style vocals and seasonal bells and chimes. It's daft, it's silly but it will probably get them on
every new Christmas album from here on in. Rating: Fab.
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The Face
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Review from Super Enthused at Garageband.com
Wow, cool! Disco returns. Slightly detuned-bass sounds. Jazz drumming sounds.
KC 'n' the Sunshine Band or the Bee Gees! Kick ass! Disco returns with a vengeance,
and some falsetto. Put on the afro wigs, and get jiggy in your platforms. Song is
making me laugh, cuz of the falsetto... then comes the rock-out outro... heh.
The rhythms and the grooves are masterful.
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She Had No Teeth
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Review from gsystems at Garageband.com
Psychofreakapotamus! This is the most jacked up track I've ever heard and I LOVE IT!!!
There is so much originality going on in EVERY dimension of this song -
instrumentation, phrasing, lyrics. The ironic thing is, even as offensive as it SHOULD be
(with so many blatantly diff't things going on here - it's not - it's beautiful). If my
bloody valentine & the p-funk allstars got together, it'd sound kinda like this, but not as good.
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